Caress my pp

Another way to say "caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend not to caress my pp.
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites me

by How do I exist? February 04, 2019

small pp day

One of those days where you feel like you contribute nothing to society, and you have a subjectively small pp.

girls: boys never face hardship!
boys: we understand
boys: *boys on small pp days*

by AidanC July 01, 2020

Medium PP Rick

A term used to denote the member of a group with the most average-sized phallic member.

Greg is the Medium PP Rick of the group. He's a bit of an asshole about it.

by Cali Freeheim May 27, 2018

sexy cole pp

a person who eats ass on fridays but only to dudes named requis while getting tickled by a big black lady named greg and a fish sucking his toes while listening to lil nas x

i just raped a sexy cole pp

by professional word master July 15, 2022

my pp hurt

My pp hurts so much, i need someone to rub it for me, pls im horny

PLS anyone i need my pp hurts

by CBT addict42 March 31, 2022

Big pp gang

The most epic friend group 😈 everyone got big pp’s 🥶 and all victims of uncle Barry 😰

The best group is big pp gang

by Uncle Barry 69420 May 02, 2022

cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 27, 2023