Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater

A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.

by QuacksO July 6, 2018

Popcorn Media

Popcorn Media is media that is not forward-thinking. It enslaves the black and pan African narrative in stereotypical thought which does not enable, empower, and often chooses the lowest common popular culture thought in hopes of views rather than substance.

I was on Blavity looking to read dope content but it was just popcorn media.
I can't watch BET, most of their shows end up being Popcorn Media.

Bossip is Popcorn Media

by Prodigal Femi July 26, 2018

Popcorn Cancer

Hangover.

Usually from a high

Bruh I got mad popcorn cancer from last night

by Ddod February 11, 2019

Popcorn Thunder

Thunder that certainly sounds like popcorn in a microwave. The building up of suspense such as crackling, popping, loud, etc.

I was sleeping last night peacefully, but I awoke to Popcorn Thunder.

by campm August 18, 2022

Popcorn Kief

The substance found in the bottom of Movie theatre popcorn, typically consisting of popcorn dust and unpopped kernels.

Person 1: Hey you want to get some Popcorn before we head in?
Person 2: Nah man, I brought my own shit. That movie theatre popcorn is like 50% popcorn kief, break my teeth on that shit.

by Swaghetti-Yolonaise August 30, 2022

popcorn sandwich

When you put popcorn in between your buttcheeks and have your partner eat them out of it

Dude Susan enjoyed an awesome popcorn sandwich last night.

by Billblocker September 4, 2022

Anal Popcorn

An anal popcorn is an anus that has a kernel/std in it that popped when you put it in the microwave. Once it’s been popped you can eat it steamed, fried, boiled, etc.

Gigi: I love anal popcorn!
Sophia: I hate anal popcorn. I love fried anal though…

by Banana Anal September 8, 2022