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sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.
A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.
by blair January 16, 2005
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pistol-whipped

A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.
"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."

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"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"

"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."

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"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"

"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."

"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
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by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011
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Red Hot Pistol

Rock N Roll band from Portland, OR. Been together since 2005. Rapidly climbing the music ranks in Portland. Members include:
Daren Ford - Vocals
Stephen Wilson - Drums
Jesse Jones - Bass
Jerrod Hall - Guitar
Jon Rufner - Guitar
For examples www.myspace.com/redhotpistol
Red Hot Pistol blew my fucking mind tonight!!!
by fuckstickyourmom January 13, 2008
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pistol grip

A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.
I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.
by DMITCH November 22, 2007
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Pistol Whip

the act of strikeing one to the neck with the butt of a pistol.
SHUT THE FUK UP, or i'll pistol whip ur ass
by kman kenny January 15, 2008
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Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate
i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead
by Big Bear June 16, 2003
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Pistol toad

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting
That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.
by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007
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