The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
by Hail Dale September 1, 2013
Get the Phantom Shittermug. The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.
I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.
by P Word Miester December 5, 2013
Get the Phantom Dingleberrymug. When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.
This term is often used when describing someone.
This term is often used when describing someone.
"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."
"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."
"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."
by J. Calcus January 24, 2018
Get the Phantom Personalitymug. When a woman goes to the bathroom to clean up after sex, the man goes to the bottom of the bed and wipes off his cock on the inside of the bottom of the comforter
After giving Angle some hot anal and finishing off with a chili dog, Ja-mobe cleans himself up with a dirty phantom.
by Frank Manwhore Rizzo August 28, 2020
Get the dirty phantommug. by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008
Get the Phantom Researchmug. Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
by Whyzee May 22, 2012
Get the Phantom Baconmug. by Big Balls Falls December 31, 2018
Get the The Phantom Lives!mug.