Penaise

The combination of the words penis and mayonnaise (under the assumption mayonnaise looks like cum). Term was coined by Bauby Manuel. Inspired by Minecraft saying "spotted dick with a side of cheese"

I slurped his penaise.

by Brandoge August 17, 2024

Penaldo

A rude word that is used to try and disrespect the goat of football. Pessi is also a rude word to disrespect another goat of football. If you use these words your ball knowledge is in the negatives.

Penaldo statpads against baby teams with penalties.

by Onyx Football January 14, 2025

Penal Fart

When you pretend to cum to get out of a bad sexual experience.

I had to Penal Fart the other night with Rotundra, it was below average puss!

by Kokktapus February 18, 2025

Penaldogs

Little midgets, aged 5-12, who idolize a camel name Penaldo from Portugal. They are under the false impression that this man is the greatest football player of all time. They are most commonly delusional and later accept the fact that Messi is the GOAT. Most penaldogs also support a team called Real Madrid, which plays in the top division of Spanish football, called La Liga.

"You penaldogs don't know anything about football."

by Jaedon Mulakanchira February 24, 2025

Penandary

Someone who is indecisive; isn't straightforward or forthcoming; hesitates and uses non-commital wording.

I asked if we had to do it. Dom replied, 'Ideally'. But we had no choice. It was compulsory. He is so penandary.

by LJRLLI April 2, 2025

Peanemus

A very detailed analysis in a peak and cinematic fashion.

Come on bro, just give me the Peanemus of the story

by Kenry Hehm March 29, 2026

Penal columnization

A torture method consisting of cutting a man’s penis into 4 columns and pulling them off 1 by 1.

In that one gore film they tortured him via penal columnization

by The torture guy October 28, 2025