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licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.
she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.
by miss ma’am July 25, 2021
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Ekstremt Pen

Robert knepper is ekstremt pen.
by sigedigg June 7, 2020
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pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
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Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.
I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.
by Ingproductions April 7, 2010
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dap pen

When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen
"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"
by bigdogstevio June 7, 2024
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Ben without his pen

1.) Similiar to something being “Cold” or “Tragic.” In order for something, someone or a situation to be deemed as ‘Ben without his Pen’ something or someone must find themselves or be in a terribly miserable state of stagnation in which they or the thing is experiencing an ungodly horrific amount of sadness.

Origin.)
A 21 year old artist by the name of Ben expresses himself through drawing and creating artwork in his sketchbook. Though, if Ben is without his pen and bares only his sketchbook, he is as blank as the unfilled pages within, he is miserable.
Ben Without His Pen:

1.) Similiar to something being “Cold” or “Tragic.” In order for something, someone or a situation to be deemed as ‘Ben without his Pen’ something or someone must find themselves or be in a terribly miserable state of stagnation in which they or the thing is experiencing an ungodly horrific amount of sadness.

Origin.)
A 21 year old artist by the name of Ben expresses himself through drawing and creating artwork in his sketchbook. Though, if Ben is without his pen and bares only his sketchbook, he is as blank as the unfilled pages within, he is miserable.

1.
A: Yo Israel is bombing the shit out of Palestine dude

B: Yeah those Palestinians really be Ben’s without Pens on gawd.

A: Shits Tragic bruh

2.
A: D.J’s girl really broke up with him and took everything

B: Damn… Dj must be Ben without his pen right now

A: Must be? Nah He is dawg
by tlf29tlf29 May 15, 2024
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pen fright

The fear of signing your name on a document or committing your signature to a written contract.
He could not sign the contract because of his pen fright.
by Fargofun October 11, 2011
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