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salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.
Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.
by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016
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Trout pasty

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!
Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty
by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017
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taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.
A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.
by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017
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Phlatty patty

Phlatty patty is a word you would use if you were talking about a girl named Aoife
by phlaty patty May 11, 2019
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Nasty pasty

Hey he's a eidiot

Yes he's a nasty pasty
by swyr07 June 30, 2019
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Dabby Patty

The process in which THC concentrate is smoked between layers of marijuana
i’m gonna pack a fat dabby patty
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Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.
Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.
by musah March 28, 2021
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