Patrol

A big underpowered heavy piece of shit square box on wheels with pathetic fuel economy and engine power compared to every other 4x4 with the same engine displacement.

A patrol? You mean the car version of the titanic with a 10hp outboard and a retarded captain?

by Pootrol November 15, 2019

border patrol

A gay man who goes after only Latino boys.

"Border Patrol is going to love it here with all the Brazilian boys running around"

by J James December 19, 2007

Pathologism

Noun. Refers to a pathological condition where one sits all day at the computer coining new terms for Urban Dictionary.

Formed from the words pathological and neologism.

James doesn't get out much any more and just spends all his time making up silly words. I think he is suffering from pathologism.

by jmonkey September 3, 2005

ski patrol

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).

cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok

by Fully19 June 21, 2006

patrols

The courageous duty of Briargrove fifth-graders who maintain safety and order at the country's greatest public elementary school. One on "patrols" can easily be identified by their orange belt and badge. Captains wear white belts.

"Do you have patrols today, Captain Kathleen?"

by broomcloset February 13, 2009

Patooter

Sweet term of affection for a hot chicks vag.

Hi my sweet patooter.

by robadon April 24, 2010

nerd patrol

A nerdly group of younglings that slouch about adjacent to a window.

That nerd patrol is mighty nerdy with their mud and tic tacs

by segf October 13, 2003