Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.

1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.

by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016

waze parade

When a group of cars using the app Waze make successive turns on small side streets to avoid traffic on the main thoroughfare.

We followed the waze parade through Southie to avoid getting stuck in traffic on the highway.

by Waze warriorWaze fwgqweertbhg- April 6, 2017

Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017

Corn palace

Another way to say butt or ass. This is more commonly used in reference to a woman's ass than a man's ass. It plays off the common knowledge that corn often survives the trip through the human digestive tract.

Jason: "Sarah is sure lookin' hot."
Tom: "She is, but my favorite thing about her is her tight little corn palace."

by Huge Assman November 1, 2017

Perfume Parade

When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.

ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.

by Spacecowboyi19 July 1, 2018

dick palace

The headquarters of frat daddies (aka chad and brad).

Oh my god Jessica, Chad finally took me back to his dick palace and it was the nastiest place I've ever been. 10/10 do not recommend.

by chadenthusiast101 May 25, 2018

Christmas Palace

IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS AND EVERYTHING IS FREE FREE FREE WHEN YOU MENTION HASHTAG #WETMILLER AT CHECKOUT. COME AND GET EVERYTHING FREE FREE FREE

"Did you hear about that place going out of business?"
"Shit yeah bro, the Christmas Palace!! that fucking place rocks. I went and got me a nut cracker and a bad ass authentic elf suit. I can't believe they are shutting down though. Its getting so clothes to Christmuth"

by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t February 17, 2019