pain-wimp

Someone who is a big fat baby when it comes to pain of any kind.When every headache is a migraine and every sprain is a break.

"My boyfriend is such a pain-wimp! I punched him in his stomach and he was all doubled-over..."

by Nastina September 24, 2005

Pain Train

A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.

Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).

by bulldogops December 6, 2011

painful tortoise

when a male or female eats nails, then poops out a spiky turd causing massive pain in the sphinctor area.

" dude, after i was in home depot i had a painful tortoise"

by darksentinal4 April 10, 2010

real pain

how you feel after falling UP the stairs (a mixture of loss of pride and a panic attack)

you haven't felt real pain until you know what falling up the stairs feels like .

by thrasher247 February 5, 2018

P-pain

P-pain is short for the worst thing you can ever experience, period pain.

Me random girl-"AHHHH, FUCKING P-PAIN!"

by AnonymousGurlWhoLovesCake July 12, 2015

Motrin Pain

The pain you experience after coming down from being high on Motrin. The only cure for Motrin Pain is to take more Motrin.

"There's pain, and then there's Motrin Pain ... Motrin relieves Motrin Pain." - TV ad from the 90s

by UrbanPrick January 7, 2011

Pain is Candy

The mindset of sucking it up and pushing through the pain. To suffer in silence or with a smile on your face. Never showing weakness.

Squats suck but pain is candy!

100 burpees you say? Pain is candy!

by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016