thinking outside the box

The thoughts a male has during intercourse to delay his impending ejaculation. Examples include sports, work, movies and his grandmother's loose, grungy, mothball ridden cunt.

Mike 2: Dude I came in like .08 seconds last night, my wife was pissed.

Mike 1: Guess you weren't thinking outside the box!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 29, 2017

Cop outs

your back up shoes, or shoes that pretty much can go with any outfit.

When a person is too lazy to put much thought in to what shoes to wear to complete their outfit.

John: I can't find those blue shoes i need to go with my tie. I'm just gonna throw on my black ones.

Doe: Awww, u gon' throw on the cop outs? LOL.

by him.early October 9, 2008

outside joke

An outside joke is actually an inside joke, the difference being this: an insider is shared between a few close friends, and an outside joke (also referred to as outsider) is shared among a public amount of people, based on a video posted on YouTube, a celebrity's fanpage on Facebook, a funny line from Family Guy, etc.

Jackie: Did you see that movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

Mark: Yes! Remember that part where...

Jess: Yeah when Peter's all upset and...

Andre: *laughs* I loved that movie.

GROUP: *starts singing Dracula's Lament*

Jackie: Guys, this movie is totally becoming our outside joke.

by theultimateinsider August 8, 2009

Its Cashcard Outside!!

When you are having such a late night that when you are on your way home it is getting light outside and the sky is the same colour as a Halifax cashcard.

Leaving your mate Alans house at 5am and the sky is getting light, you say 'Its Cashcard Outside!!'

by Ordish September 17, 2006

outsider

N. a person who does not belong See Also: Poser

Man that Outsider at Xbox.com doesn't chat with us common folk anymore; he thinks he's too good for us.

by Vibrating Donkey July 27, 2003

outside the box

The act of birth or being born.

Wow, it was all dark and snuggly inside my Mom but now it's way too bright, too cold, and some asshole is slapping me on the ass. What the Deuce? I'm 'outside the box'!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Outspan

Someone who has small breasts, tits - From the advert 'Outspan... small ones are more juicy!'

Outspans!!

by recklessrepsol October 24, 2011