I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.
by RyanMcF April 19, 2007
Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.
by The Crisco Kid February 05, 2007
(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.
To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.
To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.
by Btchen_B January 11, 2011
When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief
"Man I hate being in this waiting room"
"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"
"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"
by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011
by Family Jew April 28, 2017
simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.
by Monk Titman December 07, 2007
when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.
girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
by MADAMEJANE April 16, 2009