Beat Cakes

To Have sexual relations with.

Sorry I couldn't answer the phone... I was beatin' cakes.

by Shando January 28, 2004

beat the system

When you have found a way around the law, or have avoided getting arrested.

Hell yeah, I'm good at talking to cops. I beat the system every time.

by xxnjhgjnxx June 06, 2010

Beat the case

Contrary to the other definition,
Beating the case is not only getting away with a crime, because that implies that you commited the crime.

You can also beat the case while being innocent and not having commited any crime, thus falsely accused.

Feds incarcerated me for no reason, still i had to fight in court and prove my innocence.

In the end truth ruled and i beat the case!

by Jerra gk February 16, 2019

beat cheeks

The act of sexual congress.

Yo, them two just beat cheeks about 10 minutes ago.

by Joey I April 26, 2006

Beat the dog

A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey

My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.

My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.

by FluffyDef June 12, 2011

beat retarded

The point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of retard.

Dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting retarded?

Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.

by mogar08 December 19, 2011

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 06, 2004