dumpster bake

When you go to your local school, be it high school, middle school ect, and you get into the paper/cardboard dumpster close it all up and clam bake it like you would in your car. This usually occurs in middle school since noone has cars at that point.

Yo in Henrietta we used to hop up into that dumpster over there and dumpster bake the shit out of it. Then smoke cigarettes up on the roof. Those were the days..

by Blazeoooown January 16, 2009

Baby Bake

To blow marijuana smoke in a babies face to get him/her baked.

I always baby bake before nap time.

by inlineofire August 8, 2014

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

Clam Bake

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake

Hey Mark check out that clam bake!

by darth vemtor June 23, 2016

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.

by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016

slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.

He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!

by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016