When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.
Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!
by greenspartan4572 December 9, 2012
Get the bottled bukkakemug. Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.
by thebrenna March 2, 2011
Get the Bottle Piratemug. by TheWeirdKangaroo March 14, 2017
Get the bottle flippermug. typical nightlife fame seeker. status lover. A woman thats not necessarily a golddigger but always goes for the guy who receives most attention.
by SplusE December 10, 2012
Get the Bottle Huntressmug. A plastic bottle, typically a Gatorade bottle, filled with said Gatorade or any other mixer and the alcohol available. Essentially empty enough of the original contents or pour enough to suite you and add the alcohol to the bottle, put the cap on and shake it. Very convenient and easy to hide/lie about.
by bitcheslovethed December 9, 2012
Get the Happy Bottlemug. When you bring a girl to a frat mixer and you share a bottle of alcohol (for example a fifth of vodka) and neither of you can leave each other or the party until the bottle is empty.
Matt: Hey who are you bringing the Babe and a Bottle??
Nik: That really hot girl from Alpha Beta Gamma!
Nik: That really hot girl from Alpha Beta Gamma!
by Rummate 304 February 15, 2018
Get the babe and a bottlemug. When you are having anal with a girl you jam your dick all the way into her ass. Then say "Oh no its stuck!" Then you slap her ass and pull real fast and tell her "Sometimes you just gotta give it a little tap"
Guy 1 "yo nigga I gave my girl the ketchup bottle last night it was off the chain"
guy 2 "I told you to stop calling me a nigger"
Guy 1 "yo mah bad slavery was wack"
guy 2 "I told you to stop calling me a nigger"
Guy 1 "yo mah bad slavery was wack"
by Crouching tiger hidden nigger September 23, 2009
Get the Ketchup Bottlemug.