Louisiana Oil spill

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve

Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill

by big Bens rubber duck May 6, 2015

burning the midnight oil

To burn the midnight oil implies working overtime or working over normal capacity.

"Looks like we're going to have to pull an all-nighter today. We're going to be burning the midnight oil."

by Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn April 25, 2006

Baked oil rubdown

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.

Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil

by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015

Take Your Oil

Accepting your situation. Having no defence when in the wrong.

A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.

Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.

"I missed my deadline, I'm going to get sacked."

"Take Your oil"

"How was I to know she had crabs?"

"Take your bed hopping oil"

by Cake March 3, 2005

baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017