cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

frog shorts

Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.

Her ass looks delicious in those frog shorts!

by iiifrediii August 12, 2013

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

Shorts taker

Someone who “takes shorts” or sleeps with lots of guys. Used by preppy kids in New England and around the northeast.

“Yeah dude she’s a shorts taker. She’s slept with Brad and Chad last weekend.” “Yeah she takes shorts”

by lilyd551 December 17, 2020

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

tee shorts

Shorts made of cotton tee shirt material.

Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023