pert’near

Close to this time

It’s pert’near time to start a new career

by Lady Delilah February 20, 2024

Tuna nearby

An urban slang term referring to attractive women who are in the vicinity. It’s often used informally among friends to indicate that there are hot girls around.

*"Bro, let's hit up that new club tonight, I heard there's always tuna nearby."*

*"Looks like the party's picking up, there's definitely some tuna nearby."*

by ذيبان August 12, 2024

mega-nega

This is when someone or something is negative in a mega way. Immensely negative.

Jane: "Did you hear that I'm going to be a grandma? I'm so excited!"
Nancy: "Wow! I don't know how anyone would bring another child into this terrible world."
Jane: "Go piss off, you sour bitch! You exude nothing but mega-nega!"

by von groovy August 16, 2024

Chronicles of Nearnia

An exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.

John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..

Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.

by onceuponajosh October 24, 2008

where is the nearest supermarket

wtf why the frog are you searching that this isnt freaking google or siri or something this is a dictionary, duh.

Person one: *types in Urban Dictionary: where is the nearest supermarket*
Person two: are you fucking retarded this isnt fucking google you piece of shit this is a dictionary

by RobloxProSmokeWeedEveryday420x July 18, 2017

drop it off the nearest cliff

Said when you want someone to drop a conversation subject once and for all.

Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?

mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.

by Uncle Dimma October 24, 2017

Chou Visal Nearyrat

The ability to something without rereading the terms and conditions, going against the laws of physics, gravity, science and newton.

The ability to freely express and perform a task without having to listen to anyone’s opinion, especially, the opinion coming from a heterosexual male.

With the only exception being, if your mommy says no then its a no.

“So what did you accomplish this year?”
“Oh I Chou Visal Nearyrat this year.”

by nanofish November 4, 2020