The NAVIGATOR

You find yourself wanting to fornicate doggy-style, however, there are no chairs and/or stationary objects nearby for your partner to put his/her arms on--so essentially he/she is standing up, bent over, looking at their feet whilst receiving a meat-bat. While doing this, you steer your partner (unknowingly) little-by-little until their head hits a wall (if you're a real sport, you'll give it a little UMPH as their head hits the wall)..you then yell something to the effect of "AHOY MATEY, YEE HAS HIT LAND!!"

My fucking head hurts me...last night my boyfriend thought he was a funny guy and pulled THE NAVIGATOR on me!!

by joeydnewyork September 13, 2011

Patrick Navin Thomas

A useless sack of shit who is utter garbage at everything he does and has a really nice neckbeard.

Your mother is Patrick Navin Thomas

by Fucking weirdo April 14, 2017

Bald navy man

LOU COLLAZO the NJROTC instructor that’s annoying but yet meme worthy

Bald Navy man who is in charge of a retarded NJROTC Unit

by Baldnavyman January 30, 2020

Aldo Navarro

big dick tall and a D1 pitcher top prospect

Aldo Navarro gets so many bitches!!

by a girlhottie February 16, 2022

Captain Navad

Leader of the Private Squad. A man who will lead the world through the golden age.

Private Pascal: Bro I just got promoted to Captain Navad's 3nd in command.

Ryan: NO!!!! I'm the worst on the squad now.

by DnEiCgOgYa August 26, 2022

one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016

Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy

A school that physically and literally has no structure and once to multiple times a year. They will change the rules for no apparent reason bc they realize they're not doing any of it right. It costs hell of money to go and the only reason you would go is to weakly experience a Navy and army kind of mixed in. When you get there in the morning your phones taken and the teachers trip balls for no fucking reason then you have to run laps around the school to reenforce that adults can do whatever the fuck they want.

Employer: I like you so far alot, are you graduated.
LHJNA student: no sir/ma'am I'm currently a student at Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy because my parents wanted me to get a better structure.
Employer: aaahhh, alright thank you for your time we'll contact you.
*Never contacts you again because the schools an embarrassment*

by Mattfromwiisports March 11, 2019