Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

muddleman

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!

Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.

by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013

muddhammer

A bull queer

I always made sure to stay out of prison for fear I would fall victim to one of the many muddhammers in the shower

by Fornicater January 11, 2014

muddy canal

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!

dirty sanchez muddy canal

by PeterRoss January 25, 2014

muddy hitler

I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass

I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler

by KC DIRT April 23, 2014

muddy driveway

the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.

Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.

by oncoming wedgie October 30, 2014