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ass mongler

one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye
by tobias December 6, 2002
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Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!
Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!
by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010
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Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.
by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011
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Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.
Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!
by Skinnerr April 5, 2011
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mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit
Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI
by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017
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Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.
While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"
by Mark January 18, 2004
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Sex-Monger

Someone who is constantly compelled by sexual urges, and will do everything, and anything to get it.
"Gees Lauren has handcuffs?"
"Yes she's a SEX-MONGER"
by Donald Wonald haha October 23, 2008
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