Mobile Coffin

Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.

Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."

by DefMasterG March 2, 2010

Mobyle

An incorrect pronunciation of the word "mobile".
Only absolute retards pronounce the word in this matter

Person 1: let me check my mobyle phone
Person 2: did you mean mobile?
Person 1: no, im just dumb af

by $walot June 27, 2019

hot mobbed

When huge numbers of people congregate in one place like cattle. Usually accompanied by pushing and rushing paired with impatience.

"Are you going to the mall to finish your Christmas shopping?"

"The week before Christmas? Are you kidding me? That place is hot mobbed."

by dilletyo December 20, 2008

T-Mobiled

When T-mobile sidekick service goes down and you have no "G". in the next 48 hours you'll get service. it can happen for days & days.
It also kills your buddylist because almost everyone has a kick.

Taryn- Noo Nooo!! I just lost my G again!!
Me- Boom goes the dynamite. you juss got T-Mobiled...
haha u aint got no servicee! you cant sign on your kick!!

*looks at buddylist*
damn nobodys on..
*signs off*

by Ayoosharice November 4, 2009

Mobile

The best city in the United States of America. Home to the select few people who make this country not collapse such as the several people who found a real leprechaun and Antoine Dodson who is currently protecting the whole town from a rapist.

A: Watch this news video from Mobile, Alabama. It's amazing.
B: Of course it is. Mobile is the funniest and greatest place ever.

by RomeDome August 3, 2010

Mobile Wingman

A wingman that is not available at the moment, but can give advice over text messaging and ask or repeat what he has already told you the night before.

Dude I needed a mobile wingman last night so I txt Rob at the funeral

by The mobile wingman September 10, 2009

mullet-mobile

A car driven by rednecks and the mulleted inbreds of America.

See camaro

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004