Definitions by $walot

jonk 

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge

ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk

jonk by $walot January 18, 2022

Ginormous 

A slang term combining the words "giant" and "enormous". Despite popular belief, ginormous is NOT A WORD. This term should not be used in daily conversations because WE AREN'T IN THE FIRST GRADE!

Person 1: wowie, that truck is ginormous
Person 2: ginormous? Are you 6 years old or something?

Ginormous by $walot June 28, 2019

Mobyle 

An incorrect pronunciation of the word "mobile".
Only absolute retards pronounce the word in this matter

Person 1: let me check my mobyle phone
Person 2: did you mean mobile?
Person 1: no, im just dumb af

Mobyle by $walot June 27, 2019

Alpha Cutie Overlord 

Literally the most cutest person you have seen, is a title of clout and glory, only the best of the best cuties are worthy of this title!

Person 1: hey, look at that cutie!
Person 2: i heard he/she is the Alpha Cutie Overlord

Alpha Cutie Overlord by $walot June 25, 2019

Ross 

A homosexual male

Me: wow look at that gay dude
Friend: yea he is probably a Ross

Ross by $walot May 12, 2019