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math fu

An extremely disciplined, powerful martial science where strength is built in solving equations and reading ancient texts. Some Math Fu problems are so powerful that they can break the arm of someone who is writing them. Math Fu has many systems like Algebra, Differential Equations, Trigonometry, and others. Math Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It is the basis for many later forms of martial sciences.
The three masters Bernoulli, Ricatti, and Clairaut finish the last 10th order differential kata in the university dojo as young, malevolent-minded Newton observed.

Grandmaster Clairaut - "The righteous path to Math Fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, grasshopper."
Black Belt Newton - "I think not!"

All four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.
by mathfag September 18, 2009
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Math homework

Causes nothing but sadness and madness after school. Itt's hard and time consuming. Honestly, a complete waste of time.
Wow, MATH HOMEWORK today made me wanna rip my hair out.
by Mr.heyy October 17, 2019
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Math and Meth

Math and Meth sound the same.
by WeirdKid_21 February 25, 2015
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math homework

code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward
"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework
by .Nishi September 24, 2011
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Fucking Math

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors
by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010
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Math Party

A gathering of extremely intelligent individuals to develop new theorems. these parties have been influential throughout history and are said to have inspired Euler, Euclid, and many other famous mathematicians.
Evan: Did you ask Dr. J. for a new equation for our math party tonight?
Andy: yea man we're going to be working on this one all night
Evan: That Dr. J. sure is one crazy motherfucker
Andy: Fershizzle
by Conner Lounsbury March 16, 2009
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Math Teacher

A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.
Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
by baddestbytch February 26, 2020
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