Russian Ski Mask 

(n) The glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone's face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.

The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.

Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."

Ashley was being annoying as hell, so I took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole Russian Ski Mask.

That shut 'er up.

Russian Ski Mask by Violent Milk July 30, 2010

Wet Ski Mask 

the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.

James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.

Rich: Why?

James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.

Wet Ski Mask by Rich the jerkhole January 1, 2012

Mexican Gas Mask

When a woman is giving a B.J. and the man turns around and continues to place each testicle in her nostrils creating what would appear to be a gas mask.

"Molly was giving me head and i totally gave her a mexican gas mask until she passed out."

Mexican Gas Mask by Shon Gee, Big Pappa Jew August 23, 2006

Majora's Mask 

The sequal to Ocarina of Time that takes place after link returns to childhood and ends up in an alternate universe where the moon is about to hit the planet tameria and destroy it.

The game was probably the darkest in zelda history Story-wise, what with all the side quests and the overall sense of doom in tameria. It pretty much used a souped up oot engine, and played pretty much the same as oot (excpet for the fact that you are a kid throughout the whole game). Not quite as revolutinary as oot, but still an awesome game.

Unfortuantly, MM required that you have the N64 expansion pack to play it.

Majora's Mask by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004

Chechnyan Chicken Mask 

Lowering your balls and cock over a chicks face so your balls are covering her eyes and your cock is laying down her nose.

Jenna was sitting at the computer desk when Horhay got up on the bed and dropped a Chechnyan Chicken Mask over her face.

Chechnyan Chicken Mask by Indobud July 13, 2009

iranian gas mask 

ĭ-rā'nē-ən găs măsk

The act of placing your balls over a person's nose with the intent to restrict their breathing (thus forcing their mouth to open), then farting into their open mouth.

May be used on either sex. Do note however, that in most cultures, "no homo" must be called if performing the Iranian Gas Mask on men.

"Haha dude, I just gave Aaron a perfect Iranian Gas Mask. He'll be tasting my fart for days!...no homo"

iranian gas mask by banannaphone January 27, 2010

Asian Ski Mask 

Asian Ski Mask:To come behind somebody, stretch ball sack over head and place testicals into eye sockets.

"dude lets get garyn with the old asian ski mask trick."

"dude you wanna see and asian ski mask?"

Asian Ski Mask by Joe Bamf August 2, 2006