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Dark Mart

The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.
Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...
by Matthewmcconaughey March 7, 2020
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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
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Mart

Something that is mart is funny or crazy
Your so mart bro
by anonymous November 27, 2023
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Die Mart

Somewhere where you can choose who dies
“Hi welcome to Die Mart, my name is random peice of shit, so, who would you like to die?”
by Aflesher May 29, 2021
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Mart

is a homosexual Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. He lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with his grandmother Granny Smith, his older brother Big McIntosh, his younger sister Apple Bloom, and his dog Winona. He represents the element of honesty.
"I hate Mart, he's a fire gremlin."
by craspercacost July 25, 2019
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Marts

When maths gets solved using art
I had a marts lesson today;
(3) three + ( 2 )two= 👋 five
by Jen201 April 13, 2019
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Waw-Mart

Karam Jameel Moore

Born July 24, 1984 in United States Of America.

Singer/Songwriter
Make room for Karam Jameel Moore aka "WawMart" , Raised In Atlanta, Ga., WawMart, ready to take their spot on the urban Hip-Hop, Pop, & R&B scene. With hard hitting southern bounce, you can't help but get amped up listening to the sounds of the Waw*Mart, Raised In Atlanta, Ga., "What does he bring?" Variety!. According to his 100s' of artists he Produce and work with, "What is in my soul, my instinct; that's what flows into the mic." "says, Jameel," People know that variety is the key, but the hard-hitting Southern flavor "SWAGG" is always present. Making something for everyone when listening to the WawMart.
Waw-Mart
by META-DATA December 19, 2023
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