maple leaf

Virginity for a Canadian girl.

"So is he the guy that -- how should I put this like a gentleman ? ... Robin, did he take your maple leaf ?"

Marshall in How I met your mother.

by Deyway March 11, 2009

Maple Leaf Mustache

In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"

Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.

by Jason Williams in my mouth! July 27, 2010

mapled

Being addicted to the game 'Maple Story', such that you lose touch with the human world. People in the advanced stage of being mapled will deny vehemently that they are not, and start calling people crazy for even suggesting such an inane possiblity.

"Dun do it!! Dun fall into the maple juz like her! She's one of the mapled already. A mapled mapler!!"

by eikaerc May 22, 2005

maple leaf

a pot leaf in disguise, it has managed to evade the narc officers for decades. brilliant

can be made into a joint

by Kat WHEEEE!! January 28, 2007

maller

i person that will start sentence or a subject and then stop it right away or say "never mind"...sometimes with intenions to cause mental anguish or to provoke someone

person 1- wow, that hot chick really likes you. you should hear what she was saying
person 2- o yea, what was she saying
person 1- never mind
person 2- wtf, dont be a maller

by VINCE February 7, 2005

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

Maple Shade

A town in Southern New Jersey, located near Pennsauken and Cherry Hill filled with white-trash wannabe "gangsters" that think they are "hard" and refer to themselves as "crazy mother fuckers" when in reality they aren't capable of anything really violent. Their schools completely lack talent and interest from outsiders, especially in the athletic department. The girls living there walk around in adidas flip flops with socks and disgusting "booty shorts" that show off their celulite. They are whores that look for sex partners at the ice-cream place called the "DRIVE IN". Another false fantasy these civilians posess is that they think they are Pennsauken, when in all honesty, they should just give up all together.

assholes,white trash,wanksters,fake-thugs,losers,maple shade

by i'm live August 5, 2008