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Diana Magnuson

A bitch of a professor who hates her students and has a stick so far up her ass you can see it coming out of her mouth. The kind of professor who you hate.
I didn't have any free time this weekend because my professor assigned me a 400 page book out of nowhere. She's such a Diana Magnuson.
by bortscum July 19, 2019
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Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.
Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
by daann45 January 24, 2022
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Sneaky Magnus

When you put in two balls but only pay for one.
Did you hear what happened last night? He did a Sneaky Magnus and ran away.
by Magsel March 6, 2022
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Forbidden Manoush

A deadly hallucinogenic concoction of Cum, Shit and Piss all onto a middle eastern breading of your choice.
The other night i prepared Moey an exquisite Forbidden Manoush for dessert.
by vOptisma June 5, 2022
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Anus Manus

A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is
Bro, I saw you play Anus Manus this week, that should be an easy win.
by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023
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Morse-code manuscript

A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.
The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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National Tyrone Magnus Day

A day to celebrate Tyrone Magnus!!!! The best white/black boi in the whole galaxy!
Tomorrow is finally National Tyrone Magnus Day so we can celebrate!!”
by gimp2821 December 7, 2020
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