malk

Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.

Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

by TL September 6, 2004

Jamie (male)

Jamie (male): is kind and patient, so sincere and funny as hell! He 's cute even though he doesn't think so. You're lucky have have a Jamie in your life, whether you like to admit it or not!

Jamie (male) is the sweetest

I like Jamie's glasses.

I might like Jamie...

by Yesmyfaceisturningred May 17, 2020

Sugma Male

A man that does not care what other people think of him and can never be wrong. A sugma male has no care for anyone else and lives life with no regrets or concerns. An absolute menace to society.

“Owen is using dish soap as body wash. What an absolute sugma male.”
“Seamus didn’t slow for the biker in the road. He honked once and stepped on the gas.”

by Sugmawizard July 29, 2021

Zeta Male

a bored person typing in greek letter + male into urbandictionary to see what it says

yes, yes im talking about you you absolute zeta male

by Homeless Desk August 4, 2021

Mald

Mald means:
“a player who is having a hard time with a game“
Or
“Someone who is mad and balding”

Person 1: UGH I CANT WIN :(
Person 2: Mald

by HamAJPW November 14, 2021

Malcolm Butler

To snatch victory in very near loss. Aim for the bushes. All, or nothing

I just Malcolm Butler'd the shit out of that!

by BostonRobTowner February 24, 2015

Maldini

An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.

Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."

by Saitacha January 11, 2020