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KG Logic

Logical explanation of how you know something based entirely in anecdotal and unrelated evidence. Generally, this evidence can be traced back to a previous introspective conversation between you and yourself.

"I know that I left the milk on the counter becuase I was thinking to myself in that moment, isnt it odd that im leaving this milk on the counter."

I know that I did not leave the lights on last night becuase I remember thinking to myself as I turned the lights off, I'm going to need to be in the office early tomorrow. I remember that moment specifically, so I must not have been the one that left the lights on."
You cant use KG Logic to get yourself out of this one!
by Muhahaha388 February 23, 2011
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saturday logic

British Slang, An expression used to explain or justify a particular incident or series of events because of the existence of an alternative logic applicable to certain social situations.
"Where the fuck has Dave gone? It's his round!"
"He's gone back with that girl"
"Ah fair enough, thats Saturday Logic I guess"

"Sitting in the freezing cold watching a bunch of overpaid footballers lose yet again - and paying for the privilege - now thats Saturday Logic"
by Laith G May 12, 2006
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Gorilla Logic

Gorilla Logic is the half-witted way of figuring out a problem, asking a question or giving someone an explanation that makes absolutely no sense at all.
When someone comes downstairs and asks you "Do you have a vanilla envelope that I can borrow?"..(he really means manilla envelope).Or, if your roommate takes lightbulbs from your room when he runs out because "you make more money that I do"... This is Gorilla Logic.
by Podey Nugget March 26, 2009
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selmaan logic

I love selmaan. Meh. They want me to have at least 20 letters.
god selmaan is cool!
by Thalis August 18, 2004
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Lewdie Logic

A technique used by any asshole Lewdie and involves a play on words to prove they are right in any argument Logic.
Mike is such a prick! He always uses Lewdie Logic in an attempt to prove he is right. What a loser!
by Mike Oxmall April 20, 2006
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EDiot Logic

The bizzare fucked up logic of someone who is a member of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and one who believes everything on the ED Wiki to be true and disregards real facts as sperging.

Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.

Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.
"EDiot Logic sure is fucked up."
by MM132 September 12, 2012
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X-Logic

A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.

Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.

Short for Christ-Logic,

much like X-mas is short for Christmas.
Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.

Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.

Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.

Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.
by Black Plowman October 8, 2011
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