logic fucked

when in an argument your logic completely fucks up the other persons line of thinking that you automatically win the argument
man she found the shit on facebook and completely logic fucked me
by Ravenpoe19 December 01, 2014
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logical leap

1. Jump into conclusion without being backed by premises or no premises at all
2. Connecting two irrelevant shits and deceiving yourself/themselves for being relevant

List of logical leap:
1. Questionable Cause (non causa pro causa/cocoklogi)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Hasty generalizations
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Being overdramatic (slippery slope and/or strawman)
6. Red Herring
Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and logical leap!
by Sir. B November 20, 2021
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Gorilla Logic

Gorilla Logic is the half-witted way of figuring out a problem, asking a question or giving someone an explanation that makes absolutely no sense at all.
When someone comes downstairs and asks you "Do you have a vanilla envelope that I can borrow?"..(he really means manilla envelope).Or, if your roommate takes lightbulbs from your room when he runs out because "you make more money that I do"... This is Gorilla Logic.
by Podey Nugget March 26, 2009
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selmaan logic

I love selmaan. Meh. They want me to have at least 20 letters.
god selmaan is cool!
by Thalis August 19, 2004
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Lewdie Logic

A technique used by any asshole Lewdie and involves a play on words to prove they are right in any argument Logic.
Mike is such a prick! He always uses Lewdie Logic in an attempt to prove he is right. What a loser!
by Mike Oxmall March 30, 2006
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EDiot Logic

The bizzare fucked up logic of someone who is a member of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and one who believes everything on the ED Wiki to be true and disregards real facts as sperging.

Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.

Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.
"EDiot Logic sure is fucked up."
by MM132 September 13, 2012
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X-Logic

A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.

Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.

Short for Christ-Logic,

much like X-mas is short for Christmas.
Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.

Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.

Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.

Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.
by Black Plowman October 08, 2011
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