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Chick lockdown

When a dude has so many female friends around him in a club, he just can't get in contact with the hot woman who really want him!
Hey, check out Robert, all these girls around him... he's totally in a chick lockdown!
by bassman_10 March 1, 2009
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soul lock

The soul lock happens when two individuals mutually masturbate one another. If they both ejaculate at the exact cosmic microsecond then their souls unfurl from their bodies and intertwine. Obviously, this is extremely difficult to do.

A few caveats:

-The soul lock works best M-M or F-F but is not limited to that arrangement.

-It should be noted that upon achieving the soul lock both participants die because life is essentially meaningless after the spiritual, infinite joy of soul locking.

-The last recorded soul lock happened during the Han Dynasty in 100 B.C. China.
Caitlin: "John, I think I soul locked last night with Danny!"

John: "No you didn't, you idiot. If you soul locked, you'd be dead."

Caitlin: "Oh."
by M.D.L. December 4, 2010
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knocker locker

I usually keep my cell phone (or cash, or whatever) in my knocker locker.
by lucyceline September 27, 2010
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Air lock

An absence of alcohol or an abrupt cut off of alcohol supply just as people have started getting tipsy.

Basically when the alcohol finishes just as people started enjoying it.
Friend 1: Shit the alcohol is done and Garry will only be back from the shops in an hour.

Friend 2: Oh no, we are going to go through air lock for a whole hour!
by Mai09 December 27, 2018
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lock up

noun. Also known as a jail.
When you get arrested you get thrown in lock up
Dammmn. He's in lock up for 3 months cuz he stole from his friends house.
by britlin June 29, 2003
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lock

A whore....an answer to the age old question of why if a girl kisses 5 guys she is a slut but if a guy fucks 5 girls he is a stud
If one lock is opened by 5 keys...its a shitty lock...if one key opens 5 locks...its a master key
by hreetballs January 12, 2010
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loccs

black sun glasses eazy-e use to wear b fo' he died
Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk onSo strap on your Compton hat, your locs...dr.dre lyrics
by big_boy July 1, 2005
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