When a dude has so many female friends around him in a club, he just can't get in contact with the hot woman who really want him!
by bassman_10 March 1, 2009
Get the Chick lockdown mug.The soul lock happens when two individuals mutually masturbate one another. If they both ejaculate at the exact cosmic microsecond then their souls unfurl from their bodies and intertwine. Obviously, this is extremely difficult to do.
A few caveats:
-The soul lock works best M-M or F-F but is not limited to that arrangement.
-It should be noted that upon achieving the soul lock both participants die because life is essentially meaningless after the spiritual, infinite joy of soul locking.
-The last recorded soul lock happened during the Han Dynasty in 100 B.C. China.
A few caveats:
-The soul lock works best M-M or F-F but is not limited to that arrangement.
-It should be noted that upon achieving the soul lock both participants die because life is essentially meaningless after the spiritual, infinite joy of soul locking.
-The last recorded soul lock happened during the Han Dynasty in 100 B.C. China.
Caitlin: "John, I think I soul locked last night with Danny!"
John: "No you didn't, you idiot. If you soul locked, you'd be dead."
Caitlin: "Oh."
John: "No you didn't, you idiot. If you soul locked, you'd be dead."
Caitlin: "Oh."
by M.D.L. December 4, 2010
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by lucyceline September 27, 2010
Get the knocker locker mug.An absence of alcohol or an abrupt cut off of alcohol supply just as people have started getting tipsy.
Basically when the alcohol finishes just as people started enjoying it.
Basically when the alcohol finishes just as people started enjoying it.
Friend 1: Shit the alcohol is done and Garry will only be back from the shops in an hour.
Friend 2: Oh no, we are going to go through air lock for a whole hour!
Friend 2: Oh no, we are going to go through air lock for a whole hour!
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Get the lock up mug.A whore....an answer to the age old question of why if a girl kisses 5 guys she is a slut but if a guy fucks 5 girls he is a stud
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Get the lock mug.Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk onSo strap on your Compton hat, your locs...dr.dre lyrics
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