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You're seriously gonna ask urban dictionary how to get a life? You're fucked, m8. There's no hope left for you.
by JELLYKITTEN January 9, 2019
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Phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don't know what else to say
(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)
(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)
**As witnessed at an actual Popeyes by T. Dale Shaw**
Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.
Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?
EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.
PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.
Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.
Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?
EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.
PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.
by dilbear February 25, 2005
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by Oxymoron Man! March 13, 2009
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a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
by weave January 28, 2007
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The life that everyone believes is your "true" life is one of complacency and subtlety, one in which the person is generally unassuming and does whatever they are told. However, in the second, "secret" life, the true essence of the person is displayed, and is generally only revealed to coworkers and/or close friends. Sometimes, the person may go their whole life without anyone ever revealing their true identity, as they may not be accepted for who they really are by the ones they love. This is the classic scenario for many super heros and young girls whos parents are from "the old country" and dont want their AMERICAN KIDS to experience an AMERICAN lifestyle.
The life that everyone believes is your "true" life is one of complacency and subtlety, one in which the person is generally unassuming and does whatever they are told. However, in the second, "secret" life, the true essence of the person is displayed, and is generally only revealed to coworkers and/or close friends. Sometimes, the person may go their whole life without anyone ever revealing their true identity, as they may not be accepted for who they really are by the ones they love. This is the classic scenario for many super heros and young girls whos parents are from "the old country" and dont want their AMERICAN KIDS to experience an AMERICAN lifestyle.
Charles: Hey Amanda, whats up? Can you hang out?
Amanda: No, I have stay home, my parents are here. They are from another country, and they dont accept me hanging out with american kids. They dont know about my double life yet.
Charles: That sucks. Oh well, want to see a movie later?
Amanda: Sure, I'll just tell them i'm working. They're pretty gullible, they'll buy anything I tell them.
Charles: Sweet!
Amanda: No, I have stay home, my parents are here. They are from another country, and they dont accept me hanging out with american kids. They dont know about my double life yet.
Charles: That sucks. Oh well, want to see a movie later?
Amanda: Sure, I'll just tell them i'm working. They're pretty gullible, they'll buy anything I tell them.
Charles: Sweet!
by Babadoo October 7, 2007
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U LIKE VIEDOGAMES? UR A BIG GAY NERD THOSE R FOR LOSERS I HAVE 59348753 FRIENDS AND U HAVE NONE BECUZ U PLAY VIDEOGAMES OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!
U PLAYED POKEMONS WHEN U WERE 5? OMG FAG BOY I NEVER WATCHED POKEMON I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX AND DOING DRUGS OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!
U GOT AN A ON THE TEST? STFU I HAVE ALL F'S BECUZ I'M KOOL AND CARING ABOUT MY FUTURE IS FOR LOSERS FUCKING BICH BICH OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!
U PLAYED POKEMONS WHEN U WERE 5? OMG FAG BOY I NEVER WATCHED POKEMON I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX AND DOING DRUGS OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!
U GOT AN A ON THE TEST? STFU I HAVE ALL F'S BECUZ I'M KOOL AND CARING ABOUT MY FUTURE IS FOR LOSERS FUCKING BICH BICH OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!
by madvillainy 0_o September 26, 2008
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