Lemoning

The act of standing around like a lemon.

Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.

by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010

Lemon Baxter

When dipping the ball sack into a bowl of freshly squeezed lemon juice and then sits on a person face.

Note: Take care making sure the balls are not shaved just prior to the dipping.

Jane was lying on the bed so Jimmy decided to squat over her and give her Lemon Baxter.

by dyavoll73 October 1, 2010

Don Lemon'ed

When someone fails at their career and uses an excuse to blame someone else for their failing ways.

Me: I just Don Lemon'ed. Friend: What do you mean? Me: I soiled my panties even though I said I'd make it home with a clean pair of pants.

by Tom Trustworthy January 14, 2021

Lemonade

The best JAY-Z diss record in history. Written by his wife.

If you ever Jay-Z me, I'm going to lemonade you.
Sounds fair enough.

by Thisdickaintfreeeee May 29, 2016

lamons

The classic loud mouth jerk. A lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.

i cant believe that guy who was hitting on me just pissed himself on the floor! What a lamons!

by lamons.wife November 29, 2009

Lemon Kush

The best strand of kush ever. Leaves you floating and with munchies. Almost no burnout.

"Dude if you cant get lemon kush where you live, you need to move."

by meowfaggot August 14, 2012

lemon

A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.

Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.

This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.

The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.

My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.

The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.

My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.

by Brett Heneghan August 14, 2006