fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.
He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...
by theskyishigh November 26, 2019
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leafed

“dude i’m so leafed right now after smoking with Tommy
by jace7o June 25, 2020
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Leafed

To come up short, fail miserably, to shit the bed
"they really Leafed it again didn't they"
by Laughing at the Leafs May 17, 2022
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Leafed

To get rear ended.
I was driving and slammed on my breaks so hard I almost got Leafed.
by J.Baker February 10, 2015
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Leafed

When you think you’ve lined up the perfect headshot in any video game, only for the bullet to be stopped by a leaf in the line of fire.
I lined up the perfect shot, and then I got leafed!
by Lecoq October 19, 2018
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Leafed

To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.
The Toronto hockey team leafed it again in the playoffs.
by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022
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loose leaf

When a woman presses her vulva against an incapacitated person's face; the female equivalent of a "teabag".
Don't tell James, but James passed out with his shoes on last night and Crystal totally loose leafed him.
by OmegaMaleManginaCuck January 28, 2018
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