a real douche:) his hobbies include punching drywall, playing xbox, drinking monsters, yelling at his mommy and most importantly leading girls on with his fat chode.
"oh man today has sucked" i said
"oh god did you talk to kyle again today?" connor said
"yeah" i said
"god he is SUCH a dummy” connor said.
"oh god did you talk to kyle again today?" connor said
"yeah" i said
"god he is SUCH a dummy” connor said.
by emothiccy July 3, 2019
Get the kyle mug.Kyle, he's a little btch for leaving you alone in class all the time, and that is all he will ever be. He carries around a monster is his backpack everyday at school and thinks that makes him cool. Most importantly, he'll say "bruh" to you if something doesn't go his way.
"dang it, kyle is leaving me again!"
by hlechtig December 6, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyles have been born since the dawn of time until recent production of drywall and monsters little was known about their curious nature, but when studied in their natural environment you can normally catch them chugging monsters and punching holes through drywall when they aren't doing that they are usually riding their BMX bikes in skate parks with their friends.
by Luna9192 July 13, 2019
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Get the Kyle mug.King under the mountain
"For this city lay before the doors of the greatest kingdom in Middle-Earth, Erebor. Stronghold of Kylee, king under the mountain. The mightiest of the dwarf lords. Thror ruled with utter surety, never doubting his house would endure, for his line lay secure in the lives of his son and grandson. Ah, Frodo. Erebor. Built deep within the mountain itself, the beauty of this fortress city was legend. Its wealth lay in the earth, in precious gems hewn from rock, and in great seams of gold running like rivers through stone......"
by GrunSoul March 16, 2021
Get the Kylee mug.bitch who orders the same thing as me in olive garden. he's so fucking petty. like it was embarrassing having the olive garden waiter flirt with him because he thought he was gay.
by ikea bird July 28, 2020
Get the kyle mug.A Kyle is in most cases, a pothead, skater, Taco Bell addict, and excessive energy drink drinker. Some Kyles also surf. Normally used not referring to someone ACTUALLY named Kyle.
Bro One: Dude, I saw this guy with a skateboard smoking pot outside the school today
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup
by Heisenbergus111 October 4, 2019
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