Keenebean

a goofy looking child with black hair and a fat face in which sarah cotton is in love with

keenebean is a giant dildo

by Sarah April 6, 2004

Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.

Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.

by Kahoki February 1, 2009

Keenan

Loves fat cock in his ass and plays fortnite every day with his boyfriend Marquis

Keenan is such a FAGGOT and gets bj's from Marquis

by FORTNITE GOD 21 September 14, 2019

Keenan

He has a small penis. And will always ask for nudes

That Keenan has a small penis

by Eventually you will know July 11, 2019

Keenan

A person who tells lame jokes.

That guy is a Keenan.

by NiggerFagget0368 February 19, 2018

counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

keenpin

A sharper more acute version of a kingpin. A kingpin with a keen sense of things.

That motherfucker is the king of the block, a keenpin if there ever was one.

by Keenpin November 4, 2007