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Kobe!

A phrase yelled by a helicopter pilot as he purposefully crashes it into a nearby object, killing the people inside.
by Big Pot January 28, 2020
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Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
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Go Full Kobe

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.
by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020
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KOBE DAY

On August 24 every year we will celebrate the remembering of Kobe Bryant
*did you hear it’s Kobe day * “today we will all wear his jersey and celebrate the remembering of him“*shoots basket *that was for Kobe”
by Jus me January 27, 2020
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Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.
Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.
by Fuckbuddy288 January 29, 2020
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Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter
Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.
by Flxke January 20, 2021
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kobe

Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
kobe is really nice!
by Jake58376 April 21, 2022
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