Kevin

Kevin's an overweight accountant who constantly just thinks about food and sex. he's seen with a jar of M&M's on his desk, too. he's chill with everyone but that short bitchy girl, Angela.

Kevin shouldn't have dropped that chilli

by Ye Niu August 13, 2020

kevin

someone who has probably porked your mom

Dude,that kevin is all over your mom

by jogabonito106 February 22, 2008

kevin rudd

The biggest douchebag ever to become Prime Minister of Australia.

He is a strong advocate of communism, censorship and homosexuals.

He pushes through legislation under the premise of 'Think of the children'.

A bad egg overall.

User 1: HOLY CRAP WTF OMGZOR THEY ARE FILTERING OUR INTERNET AND MAKING IT 83% SLOWER?!

User 2: Yep, you can thank Kevin Rudd for that.

by Liberal4Life December 23, 2008

Kevin

A Kevin will be the most amazing person you will ever meet. Treasure him but don't pressure it. He has the most beautiful eyes and best personality. Funny,sweet, and caring but he also hides dark secrets that he might share with his closest friends. He is unforgettably cute and sweet. He will make you laugh and you gotta love him! He will be a great boyfriend! If you have a Kevin in your life, don't ever let him go and keep on loving that bitch!

boy:yo Kevin what's up
Girl: hi Kevin

Girl: will you be my boyfriend Kevin
Boy: Kevin what do you have for lunch
Teacher:Kevin what's the answer to this problem

by HeyBitch135 November 23, 2018

kevin jonas

Mr. Sexy.

The greatest guitar player. EVER.

Makes all the girls hearts melt. <3

Kevin Jonas, the cute romantic one.

by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008

Kevin

Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.

Kevin and I are going to the park.

by KMK88 May 9, 2006

kevin haines fan club

a bunch of underclassmen girls who think kevin haines rocks their world. you can identify these girls by their screams of "oh my god he winked at me!"

i saw the kevin haines fan club trying to get a discount at the movies last night.

by whattamelon June 24, 2004