kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 03, 2013
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Kitchen Cleaner

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.
by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022
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Kitchen Camera

what’s used by ur parents to spy on you and see what you eat so they can mock you for being fat
me: im going to make lunch
mom:ok
*watches me from the kitchen camera*
by nothingyouveseenbefkre January 16, 2022
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Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.
I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen
by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023
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kitchen conversation

A conversation that includes information that cannot leave this discussion, includes tea that cannot be further spilled.
Imma tell you this but it’s a kitchen conversation, so it stays between us.
by littleblackmunchkin June 27, 2023
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kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 10, 2024
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Kitchen Ambassador

A person who has mastered and perfected the skills needed for the operation of being in charge of the correctness and timely delivery of guest orders.
As being the Kitchen Ambassador, every guest in the dining room is my guest. They are dining in "MY" Restaurant (Home), enjoying a great meal and time at every "Beer Dinner".
by Hippie Juice Man March 23, 2019
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