Keistermaxxing is the art of increasing the volumetric capacity of your rectum by progressively keistering objects with larger and larger volumes.
Person 1: Yo bro, I heard you set a new keister pr yesterday. 1.4 gallons, not bad.
Person 2: Yeah, I have only been keistermaxxing for 2 months.
Person 2: Yeah, I have only been keistermaxxing for 2 months.
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