Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

karled it

When you do something spectacular and everybody is in awe of your ability to carry out a certain task to perfection

Oh he has really karled it there

by Karlosbermingjam June 29, 2017

john-karl

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!

damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl

by Ysbny October 17, 2022

A Karling

A KARLING is a breed of Asian that is often mistaken for other oriental types

"Dude, That smoking hot Japanese chick are the bar is checking you out!"
"Who the Korean looking Mexican girl?"
"Yeah the one who might be Thai actually"
"Yeah she's quite sexy for a Karling"

by Medieval January 06, 2015

Lord Karl

Food

I want to eat Dime/Lord Karl

by Randomius June 16, 2019

Karling

Slacker. To do very little or nothing at all.

Hey, look at Jason, he’s karling.

by VDub918 September 01, 2023

Karling

Slacking

Look at Jason, he’s Karling!

by VDub918 July 03, 2023