jose jaramillo

fucking sexy ass 8th grader.

"dude jose jaramillo is FINNNEEEE"
- 9th grader.

by sisterrrrrrrrrrrrr March 6, 2011

Jose Ignacio

botton who dates his best friend ex. Also he is very gay

Jose Ignacio: I'm dating your ex
Bff: he was gay?:0

by thisisforjose May 6, 2020

Jose Baez

A Kick ass lawyer who defended Casey Anthony after she was accused of allegedly killed her daughter. Hes well known for being a awesome ass defense lawyer because he had the balls to defend her, and take on a crappy prosecution while poking a hole in every theory they presented. FUCKING SUPERMAN!

Jim: you know that attorney who defended Casey Anthony?

Bob:Yea!, Damn Jose Baez is so Fucking amazing, if i ever kill anyone im calling him at the scene!

by **rainboww** July 7, 2011

jose aldo

A little bitch that got knocked out by "The Notourious"CONOR MCGREGOR

(Andrew ate a burger in 13 seconds )
George :WOW you just jose aldoed that burger

by 420 swagmaster August 9, 2016

Jose Lima

cocktail of: 1 shot gin, 1 part tonic, 1 part 7-Up, splash of lime juice

that is one tasty Jose Lima

by Smacky McChampion April 21, 2008

JOSE PACHECO

Jose is a boi that is good at fortnite and as temper issues but a really nice guy once u get to know him and he is really funnt

My best friend is Jose Pacheco good guy

by Anonymous28445 October 16, 2019

Jose Miguel

When a person that should be competent in their field reassures you about something that eventually turns out to be the complete opposite.

A: "You know, I had inserted a gift code, and the Customer Service guy told me that those 8$ Netflix tried to get from my card were just a test to see if my card was available and that the money would be given back to me immediately after finishing registration. At the end, I never saw those 8$ again."
B: "Oh god, he pulled a Jose Miguel on you!"

by lowlowcancel December 18, 2019