jon lajioe

The sexiest mother fucker who has a voice like angels.He is a sexual tiger.His love is like airplanes it gives girls orgasm.He also the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.He is Helen Keller of having sex oooh wait that's a bad example,but he has great sex move that he learned from China.

Jon lajioe took over my body last night.

He made me shake my booty but it led to the best night ever,he was a total Jon jajioe

by crouchslamer69 November 13, 2013

jon hoff

A male with some fluffy hair and just does not care

I'm going to the barber shop to get a Jon Hoff hairstyle

by nolipsgerrytoes February 10, 2017

jon dadswell

max's dad

jon dadswell is max's dad

by max the god April 26, 2022

Jon Newcomer

A professional, independent wrestler out of the Philly area, 18 years young and as is the all proclaimed Prophet of Pro Wrestling. His finishing maneuver the "Ginger Snap" pays homage to his Auburn locks.

Jon Newcomer is going to make his opponent tap to the snap

by Ahhhhh to the Naaaaa January 15, 2011

Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.

"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"

by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008

Jon-Lee

Typically a fag that does vape tricks and touches children

Look at Jon-Lee over there

by Jiprat January 7, 2018

Jon Moxley

Is Dean Ambrose long lost twin but he left because he had some dirty deeds

Dean is better than Jon Moxley

by SEAMLESSACTIVITY February 9, 2022