perry johnson

that dumb bitch that loves blue food

Mr D: Perry Johnson!!!
Percy Jackson: that's not my name!!!

by Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop September 10, 2020

griffin johnson

the nicest, smartest, and funniest person. he’s so caring and always looks out to make sure his friends are okay. everyone should love griffin johnson.

me : hey did you see griffin johnson’s new video?
friend : yeah, he’s so nice!

by Pass me January 16, 2021

big bubba johnson

Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.

Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!

by Cats cats cats February 21, 2018

howard johnson

Hand Job. Also known as a HJ. Heard on WMMR on 8-3.

I was in a movie theater when my girlfriend moved the popcorn box and started giving me a Howard Johnson.

by P-Diddy 33 August 4, 2007

Johnson City Senior High School

Johnson City Senior High School (aka Johnson Shitty), is a school that pretends to be the skinny kid at fat Camp. This school has more drug users than honor students. The school with poor test performances, terrible standardized test scores, has completely given up on academics. Instead of improving the knowledge of the students, they have decided to focus on music and music only. In fact, this school revolves around music. In times of great academic need, the school consistently spends more taxpayer money on musical instruments than on text books. The teachers are confused and senile and the counselors are mean and heartless.

If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.

Person 1- "Dude, where you get all dat weed?"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"

Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"

by johnsonshittyy December 20, 2010

The Ron Johnson Situation

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.

"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"

by Balley McSackerson September 4, 2003

Johnson City

A city in NE Tennessee where people in the Abingdon/Bristol area go to find the stores and restaurants that everywhere else in the country has. It is often affectionately referred to as "Jesus City" or "the City of Johnson."

You know if you want to buy that we're going to be making a trip to Johnson City.

by maryla September 30, 2007