Jizz and Jet

Jizz and jet, or as my mom liked to say:blow your load and hit the road. One of the many terms for the pull and pray method of sexual conception

Last night I had to jizz and jet because I didn't have a condom.

by Tim Swain June 13, 2014

Jiggy Jet

To bounce;calmer way to say let's get the hell out of here.

A yo man let's Jiggy Jet and get some Mickey D's!!!! I got a MAC ATTACK!!!

by Huggy B April 26, 2008

Sexual Jet-lag

When you get turned on by someone, and then you have to leave that person, and you feel an odd feeling called Sexual Jet-lag.

She had me so turned on that I got sexual jet-lag after she left me.

by alkdkgkakgdsk May 16, 2011

tigers on a jet-ski

Describing something so dangorous it was cool.

May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

Also is connected to snakes on a plane.

Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.

Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!

by Mr_Annomyous September 1, 2008

sniffer wet-jet

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose which causes semen to go into her throat which is then swallowed.

Last night when I was getting a sniffer wet-jet I almost drowned.

by madeNchina December 9, 2008

BZ Jet

the good side of cougar. A hot divorced woman, over 30, that is also as sweet as pie. Not only is she a turn on physically, but you also enjoy spending time with her.

"My weekend couldn't have been better - I spent 5 days with a smokin hot BZ Jet."

by tt August 7, 2009

Perpetual Jet Lag

A hard rock band known for their epic music and energetic stage performance. They hail from the state of Washington in the United States. The music describes levels of society, including the envronment, war, disatisfaction with music, and very often social status.

Perpetual Jet Lag formed their band, the greatest seen in all the land. They said "come fellows take our hands, we'll bring this rock to everyman."

by theroosterman February 8, 2010