Jersey Shore

The end of all civilization as we know it.

With the advent of the Jersey Shore on MTV, New Jerseyans have permanently secured their place as the laughing stock of this nation.

by dogsread31 January 3, 2011

Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

by Bean January 22, 2004

Circle Jerks

When a Group Of Men Masturbate in a Circle and all Ejaculate onto a Cookie. Whoever Ejaculates the Least, has to Eat the Cookie.

Dude, I am never playing Circle Jerks with you guys ever again. That cum cookie was disgusting.

by A Man Plan Panama February 9, 2010

new jersey

basically a shit hole

dude im going to new jersey
why would you got to new jersey its a shit hole

by bob654333 July 12, 2011

Jersey

Most jerseys are fun and crazy, and hot as hell and sometimes thick.

Dam she is a real jersey!

by Moto_gril_125 September 30, 2017

Barnegat, New Jersey

A town in ocean county where there isn't a single thing to do besides have bonfires and go to the high school football games. Hence all the kids that do nothing but hang out and smoke weed.

Let's go to Barnegat, New Jersey and smoke some weed Or go to a football game and stand around talking because there's not a single other thing to do.

by CAP98 April 22, 2016

New Jersey

The best state in the country. Is often dissed by Pennsylvanians because of the infamous "Fifteen Miles of Universal Fart" but I'd sure as hell rather smell that than cow manure and all the other shit PA has to offer.

PA Native: You're from Jersey huh? What exit?
Jersey Native: 98, fuck-you-very-much.

by A Jersey Girl Stuck in PA December 9, 2004