Circle Jerk

A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.

Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?

by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006

jerk weed

An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up

Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"

by hipoint93 August 17, 2011

ass-jerk

n.- a person who conciously tries to irritate others; one who finds humor in annoying other people.

"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.

by theDefiner December 3, 2004

stupid idiot jerk

when someone is being stupid and an idiot AND a jerk at the same time

jeez! Ali is a being such a stupid idiot jerk rite now!!!

by Harlishka May 30, 2006

jerk

An alternative to dating.

Chris Rogers spent all nite jerking it. Word 2 ya mutha!

by Pencil Thin Mustache October 16, 2003

jerk-off muscle

a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis

Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?

Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...

by Joedaman March 19, 2010

jerk cream

Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...

"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"

by court dog June 11, 2006