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Jared

by Suzy Slow Stitch January 14, 2021
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Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and sweet human being to ever live and the loml
by leng lee July 21, 2021
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Jared

A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.
"Jared, we're through!"
by C0nman February 22, 2019
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Jared

Wow, milky Jared milk
by SalvationSalvador April 15, 2021
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jared padalecki

my beautiful gorgeous delicious sweet amazing(did i mention beautiful?) wife. jared padalecki is the most gorgeous man on earth n honestly should be the president of our country. he has been gorgeous since the 1990s, his specific peak(controversially) being the 2010s. hes been in many goated movies(may i include house of wax?) including friday the 13th the 2009 remaster(where his moobs were outrageously huge), supernatural(where he had luscious hair), and gilmore girls(where he was an extremely sexy jerk). i could write an entire paragraph on this man. he is so incredibly amazingly amazing amazing amazing it never fails to fly over my head. literally the most delicious man ever. extremely bitable and uh.. may i say extremely arousing. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER. if u don’t agree then you are not the brightest in the bunch.
girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”

(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”



random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”

another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”
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Jared

“Yo you see that boy over there?”
“Who Jared?”
Yeah he’s suppppper gay”
by Hellacool99 December 23, 2018
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Jared

One who continually wife’s up 3s
Damn what does a jared and steph curry have in commone? They consistently nail 3s
by Ray furgason May 20, 2019
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