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store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like
Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy
by Astrobacon November 27, 2023
mugGet the store bought pestomug.

Italian Window Store

The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)
Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!
by DefinitelyNotViz January 10, 2024
mugGet the Italian Window Storemug.

Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
mugGet the Chicago department storemug.

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them
He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount
by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016
mugGet the Craft store discountmug.

Store Lars

A danish way of saying someone is retarded or incapable of doing basic tasks.
Look! He's in a wheelchair! He's such a Store Lars
God, how can you be such a Store Lars
by Kastanjemanden December 30, 2020
mugGet the Store Larsmug.

the cop store

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store
by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018
mugGet the the cop storemug.

Thrift Store

A thrift store can go beyond clothes...
Thrift stores can help the whole community
by esrahhh May 12, 2019
mugGet the Thrift Storemug.

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